oh btw i only have a mustache now.

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RT @quotes__x: It’s okay Waldo. I’m trying to find myself too.

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if you can read this please repost/retweet! nemes cd release on june 17 going to be a funtastic time! starts at four so get there early

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if anyone knows a way to play chess on the kin2 please tweet at me or text me

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hard to be positive today.

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just drove by a stretch limo and shouted My cocks bigger! out the window.

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I’m so sick of people who tweet complaints.

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my girlfriend said we could have a three way. the other girl is my guitar.

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houghton college is also wicked boring. not a lot of wild childs here.

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what is it that makes sleep so easy to find at six am but so hard at ten pm?

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